flux capacitor

* I met a guy who had one, thought it was great, and so bought some iron-ons and made one for myself. I loved that t-shirt and wore it all the time, attracting the attention of a lot of men. I would be modestly dressed in jeans and a flux capacitor t-shirt with guys walking me to class or buying me beer. All of this is even funnier when I tell you that during our engagement my husband once told me his car's flux capacitor had a problem. With wide eyes I looked at him and practically shouted, "That's what makes time travel possible!" He laughed at me and said it was also a real car part. So the one man who wasn't impressed was my husband.