I meant "salt"!

Yesterday Travis and I were sitting in the Lowe's parking lot waiting for his aunt.

A youngish couple walked by, the man carrying a bag of salt, the woman dressed in a pair of jeans that made her butt look great. (You just wait until your body changes - you'll look at other women and reminisce, too.)

Travis said, "Maybe I should buy some salt."

I said, "Don't we already have butt?"